Friday Funnies

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by jackhammer91406, Aug 27, 2010.

  1. A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl. They are box seats plus airfare and hotel accommodations. He didn't realize when he bought them that it's the same day as his wedding, so he can't go.

    If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St. Peter's Church in New York City at 5 PM. Her name is Donna. She'll be the one in the white dress.

    Kevin Slater
    Last edited: Dec 30, 2016
  2. rvwnsd

    rvwnsd Teller of "Like It Is"

  3. azdr0710

    azdr0710 "Old Timer"

    reminds me of this classic from Brad Paisley....great lyrics, as usual

  4. mike carey

    mike carey Duke


    Warning: Not everyone will think this is funny.
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  5. instudiocity

    instudiocity Marquess

    I'd do Brad and let him do me. He's CUTE!
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  6. rvwnsd

    rvwnsd Teller of "Like It Is"

  7. rvwnsd

    rvwnsd Teller of "Like It Is"

  8. rvwnsd

    rvwnsd Teller of "Like It Is"

  9. AdamSmith

    AdamSmith Count de Crisco

    My ex for instance. He was one time at a friend's house taking a poop. It turned out to be a big one, he decided he'd better flush mid-go to guard against clogging the antiquated toilet -- and the water unexpectedly rose to engulf more than the tip of HIS dangling snake! :eek:

    He came home and told me the story in the most disgusted tone I'd ever heard him use. It had me laughing the rest of the day. (This still being the good first half of our relationship, that was the expected & acceptable reaction.)
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  10. TruHart1

    TruHart1 Mister Congeniality of the Realm

    Horsing around with Philosophy 101:

    TruHart1 :cool:
  11. A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?"

    Kevin Slater
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  12. azdr0710

    azdr0710 "Old Timer"

  13. AdamSmith

    AdamSmith Count de Crisco

    GROAN :confused:

    "Putting the Hoss before the Cartright."

    -- Red Skelton

    P.S. Of course that should be "Putting the Cartwright before the Hoss."

    Fruits of posting while asleep. :rolleyes:
    Last edited: Jan 3, 2017
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  14. glennnn

    glennnn Earl

    A horny stallion walks into a gay bar and says, "I'm looking for the guy that keeps saying, "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"
  15. It's funny as long as you're not the one using that toilet.
  16. *groan*
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  17. geminibear

    geminibear Viscount

  18. TruHart1

    TruHart1 Mister Congeniality of the Realm

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  19. whipped guy

    whipped guy Regent

    Not as funny but I was recently in Walmart and the display was sold out of the small battery that I use for my kitchen scale. I asked an employee if there might be other displays in the store with batteries. He paused for a moment and said, "Yes! They sell batteries in the automotive department." I thanked him and started to head In that direction, but stopped and said to myself, "How stupid... You know damn well what type of batteries they sell there!" So I left the store.

    After reading the above, perhaps I should have given the automotive department a shot. I should have checked out the gun section which is adjacent to it as well!!!!
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